AI room analysis // zero mercy
Your room asked to be roasted.
Upload one photo. RoastRoom turns your decor decisions into a savage voice roast and a captioned video ready for the group chat, TikTok, or Instagram.
One photo in. No design degree—or emotional preparation—required.
You choose the heat
Select playful or savage before the AI starts swinging.
Your post, your call
Nothing is published automatically. Download only when you are ready.
Jokes with a way out
Glow-Up mode pairs the roast with practical room fixes.
The roast pipeline
From camera roll to public humiliation.
RoastRoom handles the writing, voice, captions, and edit. You handle the comments.
- 1
Drop the evidence
Upload one clear room photo. No scanning, measuring, or twenty-question setup.
- 2
Pick your damage
Choose playful or savage, then let the AI call out the clutter, chaos, and decor crimes.
- 3
Post the reaction
Get a captioned vertical video with voice narration, built to share on TikTok or Instagram.
- 4
Plot the comeback
Glow-up mode turns the punchlines into practical decor fixes and shoppable ideas.
Choose your chaos
Start free. Pay when you want the comeback.
Straightforward monthly plans. Cancel anytime.
Free Roast
For testing how personal the algorithm gets.
$0 / month
- 3 room roasts each month
- Text roast and AI voice
- Captioned vertical video
- Playful and savage modes
Glow-Up
Unlimited roasts plus actual ideas for making the room less roastable.
$9 / month
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Before you expose the room
Questions worth asking first.
Your room has been too comfortable
Give the group chat something to discuss.
One photo becomes the roast, voiceover, captions, and share-ready cut.